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So basically instead of paying the command tax with mana you pay it with life, which is a huge upgrade since mana is a significant bottleneck to casting all the spells you want each turn and paying life is not just way easier to do in this deck but can actually be an advantage, as I'll cover later on

Since each copy of Slime Against Humanity is guaranteed to add enough counters for a Tayam activation, your plan is to use each Ooze as activation fodder

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Descend(ing) happens when you put a permanent cardlike a creature or enchantmentinto your graveyard from anywhere

Also, as someone who has a soft-spot for this card, I think the actual play patterns of the card do not really end up being as oppressive as the land-targeting text suggests